Today I put out the stroller, left Vivian at one side of the living room, and then went a few feet away into Ethan's room to put on his shoes. Keep in mind that our entire home is only three rooms in 900 square feet. I was not far away and not gone for long. I came into the kitchen area of the living room to find this:
That, my friends, is why I make sure the door is deadbolted locked and the windows are all shut EVERY time I go to the bathroom and leave the kids alone.
She's only a year and 15 days old! And she's already been responsible for about 300% more grey hairs than her brother. I am doomed!